Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
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I want to wear your T-shirt in bed, and wrap my legs around your legs, and laugh till it hurts. I just want you.
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life tips ??
1. coat your feet in coconut oil or cocoa butter and put your socks on while you sleep. Your feet will be sooooo smooth the next morning
2. shave your legs w a men’s razor because they have more blades so you will get a closer shave
3. after shaving lather up in coconut oil (this shit is even safe for yo vagina) 10/10 would recommend
4. whitening strips and treatments are hella expensive, diy version of this is brushing w baking soda and lemon juice (it doesn’t taste that bad)
5. peppermint tea helps sooo much with bloating (and tastes bomb with some honey)
6. adding ½ cup of apple cider vinegar to your bath helps to balance your bodies ph and is really good for vaginal health
7. coffee grounds + coconut oil makes a great exfoliater
8. put vaseline and/or coconut oil on your eyebrows before you go to bed makes them so easy to style if you’re about that bomb eyebrow lifestyle
9. drinking water is the #1 best thing for you; it clears skin, boosts metabolism, and is overall really healthy for your body (esp in the summer)
10. coconut oil is really good for your hair but it can make yo roots greasy, a little bit on the ends goes a long way
11. cranberry juice, yogurt, and water works wayy better than pineapple, but fruit in general will improve yo smell/taste down there
12. if you have a car, keep a change of clothes, chapstick, gum, condoms, makeup wipes, wispies (portable toothbrushes !!!), and some spare change
13. after shaving yo vagina ( if you choose to do so) use coconut oil to avoid irritation/itchiness
14. moisturize yo booty and boobs extra bc the only thing better boobs + booty is super smooth boobs + booty
15. tea tree oil can be super helpful for pimples plus it smells super good
16. if your inner thighs chafe in the summer, put deodorant there it helps so much
17. pee after sex/masturbation ( super important to avoid UTIs)
18. getting yo eyebrows threaded is so worth it
19. treat yo self
People don’t look at you and see your body. They don’t measure the space between your thighs or the width around your stomach. That doesn’t happen. People see your pretty smile and your soft hair and your cheeks red from the cold and your eyes. They hear your laugh and your sentences and your jokes and your ideas. There is so much more than this tiny human vessel you were given. Your legs can walk and your brain can think and your hands can feel. You could walk anywhere. You could cut all your hair off and wear dark lipstick. You could kiss strangers. The possibilities are endless and you were given this life, this opportunity, to explore and to create and to love and be loved back.
You are not your body. You are the songs you sing and the friends you make and the words you write and the places you go. I believe in you. I really do. You are going to do something so great in this world. You can share ideas and teach so many people. Please take care of yourself. Give your body fuel so it can think and smile and be healthy. Please.
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“Being together is the miracle, being together and caring. Sleeping together, feet touching, legs touching. Being asleep and together.”
— Charles Bukowski, More Notes Of A Dirty Old Man: The Uncollected Column
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